- Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
- Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
- Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
- Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
- Tumblr: PORN?
- Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
- Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
- Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
- Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
- Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
FUN
CAFE ROUGE TONIGHT, AROMA TOMORROW, THEN LONDON FRIDAY, THEN A MEAL FRIDAY NIGHT AND I HAVE SATURDAY NIGHT OFF WORK!
Anonymous:
Hi, Sam.
Hi, Sam.
Hey
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I’m Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it’s like
Until I’m bleeding
Fattys
“in sizes 14-32” RIGHT WHO THE FUCK IS SIZE 32, AT SIZE 26 WOULDNT YOU THINK ABOUT DRINKING SOMETHING OTHER THAN MELTED BUTTER.
